at least you arent a girl...and when you call the auto store and ask them what time they close and they say "well for you sugar, we are open until 9pm"...or being called "honey" at auto zone. wait my favorite is when i get my oil changed, and they try to tack on a 400 dollar break job. i might be as un-mechanical as they come, but i know how much breaks cost...and i know lots of male friends who can do it and not charge ffor labor....so

on you!