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I really want to give Tyra a makeunder. Seriously. She should be ashamed of herself. It's bad enough that she looks like a drag queen who takes makeup tips from that horrifying Jocelyn Wildebeest woman, but almost everything she wears makes her look like an overstuffed sausage. My only hope is that one day her hair will be so huge it will consume that stupid J. Alexander dude -- WTF was up with that Flock of Seagulls hair last night? I mean, really.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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