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To neighbor #1-You stupid fool! I can't believe you gave your own daughter a "boob job" for Christmas. What are you saying to her? She's only 18 and this is the message you want to give? Next time get her a tutor so she will graduate and make something out of herself!
To neighbor #2-Oh just shut up! Nobody gives a rat's *$$ about your opinion-especially ME!
To the slime ball-Get your Frickin hands OFF me! Do NOT try to "cop a feel" we ALL know what you are doing! If you try to kiss me one more time I swear to god I'm going to pour any available substance all over your fat, brainless, balding head!
To my sister-in-law. I just don't like you..you're full of $**t! Quit telling your parents what to do with their money. It is THEIR money! Don't worry honey, you won't be left out of the will!
To my sis-I love you, but we are not competing! I really am a better cook than you! (J/J)
To Donna-I'm so sorry I waited too long to say goodbye. I hope you knew I was there.
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