A guy that I dated last year told me, "I'm involved with four different women from four different states."
I was shocked, "Including me?"
He said "Yeah, including you, Florida, Connecticut, and Pennsylvania."
I said, "Well, now you have one less woman to worry about!"
He said something that I don't recall. I think he thought that I would stick around. Crazy!
I added, "You are a bad man! Leave me alone!" and I walked out and never went back.
I should have told him what a selfish jerk he was and that the only person that he was involved with was himself!
Two months later, I ran into him and one of the members of his harem. He introduced her as "my girlfriend." I should have busted his rap outright and asked which one? Instead, I was nice and polite to her and him, the ba$tard!
Six months after that I ran into him again. (I'm so lucky
) I said something about going away for the weekend and he said "My girlfriend wouldn't like me to go away with you."
I said coolly, "Well my boyfriend wouldn't like you to go away with me, either."
He looked deflated. The ego had landed.
