[Dionysus]

Originally Posted by pinkies up

One time, when I was young and dumb, I caught my then boyfriend at some chick's house. I knocked on the door and asked the girl to tell him to come to the door. His scared @$$ never came, so I took a crowbar from the trunk of my car and went to work on his precious Acura legend. Of course I denied it to the end. I even had "witnesses" that said I was with them. Anyway, he was so mad in court, he cussed me out and that made my defense that I was terrified of him and that he had been threatening me that much sweeter. He was sentenced to anger management and was told that if I ever reported to the police that he was harassing me, he would be in jail. Ahhhh, revenge is so sweet.

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