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Originally Posted by AXO Alum
You *do* realize that your right eyeball is like twice as big as your left one, don't you? Just making sure... my cousin Hickey will like that - he thinks that is pretty sexy in a woman... you don't have any good big hairy moles do you? He calls those beauty marks. Says the one that Cindy Crawford has isn't big enough - he likes 'em to be real big & lots of hair around it. No wonder that all the witch costumes turn him on so much.
I'll pass the picture along. I don't know when I'll see my cousin Hickey again, though - he says that he is on the down low or something like that. There was some double murder involving drugs in his apartment complex - he says that the cops have been looking for him, so he is playing hide & go seek with them. Sounds like a lot of fun - I loved that game as a kid.
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Yes I do know that one eyeball is bigger than the other. That is how i catch 'em....it attracts the men like moths to a flame---not that i need to catch moths or anything.
I do have a big hairy mole!!!! But its in an "unmentionable" place, so i dont think i'd show you a picture. It has a whole bunch of hair all around it---cause like Hickey i think they are SEXY.