[Kevin]

This is a show? It'd be a good one.

I've seen some mean brides -- some worse bride's maids. My wife was a bride's maid (or is it matron? I don't keep up with this stuff) recently. One of her co-bride's maids appointed herself the "Honorary Maid of Honor." Actually told the bride's mother to get that printed on the programs (which happened).

She then proceeds to tell me that I can't sit at the head table with my wife. What a jackass. We no longer socialize with her.