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I am sick of the "top ten" threads myself. No offense, but good God almighty i think ive heard more top tens out of you this week then David Letterman has done in his entire years. That being said, on to my story.......
A good friend of mine bought a new cab and chasis diesel when we were in high school. A recently graduated girl that worked at the shell that we all got together at before school to pull trucks, swap stories, and what not, was what you would call a "fast" girl. A few of us in the crowd had relations, lol, with her. So my buddy gets her in the front seat of his new truck after school one evening, and they are getting ready to breed, when he takes of his pants. Upon seeing his wanger, the girl says "Who are you gonna please with that thing????"
His answer?
"Myself"
Bow chicka bow bow, or whatever the hell it is.
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