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Oh geez....
To Brent's psycho ex #1: It has been 12 years. Get over it. He didn't ruin your life, YOU did by being a stupid spoiled psycho bitch, not to mention that you are ugly. The only reason any guy ever looked at you was because you had boobs the size of basketballs....and you were stupid enough to go get them reduced!!!!
To psycho ex #2: It has been 10 years....get over it! I did not steal Brent from you, you drove him away by being a cheating slut. He'd had a crush on me for six months before he even started dating you, so naturally when he realized he had a shot with me you were history!!! Why on earth would he want a little garden troll like you when he could have me??????? For God's sake, even your good friend and sorority sister ditched you for me!!!!!
To MY psycho ex: I repeat, it has been 10 years, get over it!!!! We are not going to meet at a reunion, lock eyes from across the room, and run away together. I KNOW that's what we said we were going to do, but that was when I was 17 and still thought pegged pants and shoulder pads were cool!!!! I think you are an immature, insensitive jerk for not so much as acknowleding my mother's death with a card or something.....even your mother who hated me came to the calling hours!!!! Do not stake me out at work or anywhere else ever again or I am going to let Brent do what he wants to do to you!!!!!
To my aunt: I am not a therapist. I cannot bear to talk about our various health conditions at all times. I cannot bear to talk about my mom's death all the time and what could have been. The doctors did not kill her, she killed herself by spending half her adult life overweight and out of shape and not taking proper care of herself when she knew she had diabetes. You are walking down the exact same path and if you would quit worrying about getting heart catheterizations and every damn test known to man and just get off your ass and lose 75 pounds and do something with yourself you'd be ok. If you are still having panic attacks, you need to try Paxil. If you are still having high blood pressure, you need to ask your doctor about an ACE inhibitor. I cannot do it for you.
I have three or four others to rant to but I think I will hold it in
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