Four football fans climb a mountain: A Tennessee fan, an Alabama fan, an Auburn fan and a Georgia fan. They argued all the way up the mountain about who was the most "die hard fan". When they reached the top, the UT fan proclaimed to the other three, "This is for the Vols!" and threw himself off the mountain as a sacrifice, screaming "Rocky Top" as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Alabama fan jumped up and shouted, "Roll Tide" and threw himself off the mountain yelling, "Roll Tide Roll" as he fell to his death. Refusing to be outdone by UT and Alabama fans, the Georgia fan jumped to his feet and yelled, "THIS IS FOR THE DAWGS!" and without any hesitation pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting, "Fly now, you DAMN War Eagle!
Then he went and got a Gator!