May your birthday and 24th year be filled with Miller Lites, nights of Rob & Jen, crab legs, peach martinis, "WOULD YOU CUT A BITCH?," short lists, Bon Jovi karaoke, and Hawaiian tans.

I wish that I could be there with you to celebrate (READ: get revenge for last summer), but everything shall wait until you return. Remember, payback's going to be a bitch.

Cheers to you, my dear! Hurry back now!

Love,
MONA