"NO, I do NOT have breast implants nor have I gotten collegen injections in my lips!"
I don't know if it is because these procedures are so common in the area in which I live or what, but people around here feel no shame in sidling up to me and asking who "did your boobs" or "where did you get your lips done?" and I think it is obnoxious!
Then when I tell them I haven't had either my boobs or my lips altered, they kind of wink and nod or say "Fine, don't share" or something dumb like that.
And while I'm bitching, what is it with big lips now? Why weren't they en vogue when I was a little kid and the other kids used to call me "liver lips"???