- These women who are at least 50 years old and walk around in these tight mini skirts and tops, with their big bellies hanging all over the place.
- The manager of my apartment building who can't seem to leave a package out on a table for me to pick up, but instead locks it up in a cabinet and I have to call her three times to get it!
- The annoying girl who works with me and can't ever spell check a document. Apparently it's against her religion
- Cameron Diaz and Penelope Cruz...if you haven't seen Vanilla Sky, I highly recommend it, but these two need to then go away

Cameron Diaz is as classless as they come and Penelope, well, she stole Tom Cruise