Oh damn! I almost forgot about this one!! Take notes!!!
Last year my brother, sister-in-law and I were going to a Christmas party some friends were having. We were supposed to go make some cookies with some other friends that were also going. Well, we got ther just in time to do the frosting. We started by doing the normal one color per cookie.. after a few minutes our childlike minds begin to wonder
and we started to put designs on them, getting progressively more perverted as time went on. Well even that got to a point of being old after a few minutes. So I started looking around the kitchen for ideas. I look over to the counter and see, A BIG TUB OF CISCO!! I looked over at my brother with a big shit eating grin on my face nad said "DUDE!, look" while I turned to look at the crisco!! We both started busting up simultaniously!! The crisco had the exact same consistancy as the frosting we were using. We started spreading it on some of the cookies, also throwing on some designs to make those cookies blend in alittle better. These cookies ended up with mostly multicolored Xs so we could identify them at the party. I think we ended up with like 3 dozen cookies and probably a dozen were crisco laced.
So we finally get to the party and lay out the cookies. Well we didnt know that people would be bringing their kids. So one of the woman that knew what we did snitched and they had to hide the cookies!!! We were so pissed!! I just wanted to see one persons face as they chewed on a big crisco covered cookie!! That would have been absolutely classic!!!