How did I miss this last night?
Ahem, *cough* heffa *cough*, I aiiiin't even into him. Thanks for puttin' words into my mouth. I was commenting that this dude's standards for women are a little to high.
They ain't willin' to "dumb down"? Whateva, a man who ain't willin' to dumb down for me ain't worth my time. It's my role to be a little flaky.

The only reason why I'm going to college is to marry a rich man. Thinking is for ugly women.