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Not in my bed, but in my house, none the less.
When I lived in the "flophouse" (a three bedroom that myself and three other brothers stayed in, connected to 2 more apartments full of KA's) the three of us had been out for a night of drinking and wooohaaaing till the wee hours. Well came home together. The door on our apartment was just trashed, well the whole apartment was come to think of it. When you opened our front door, you had to unlock it, then throw a pretty good shoulder to it to get it to open. WABAM!, we come barging through the door, laughing and what not. John immediatly goes upstairs, Josh went downstairs, and I stayed in the living room to catch a sportscenter. Well, I sit down on the couch, and im leaning over to slip my boots off, when out of the corner of my eye I see this HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT girl passed out on our couch. I went, "holy shit, there is a hot girl passed out on the couch" I called Josh and John in there, and everyone was just clueless. We had had a huge party the thursday before, the cops had to block off the streets it got so out of hand, so we figured she just assumed that she thought we were gonna throw down again. Well, I go over and wake her up (that was a job in itself). She was incoherent, and from what I could gather, she thought she was at Rob's house. I gathered this cause she called me rob 5 times. Josh said, "Man, we need to get her a place to sleep. Cant leave her down here with all these people coming in and out after everyone gets home from downtown." I was going to see a girl that I had met a few nights before, and she was on her way to get me, so I volunteered to put her in my bed. So I scouped this girl up in my arms, and was taking her upstairs when she said "Rob, Im gonna be sick" I said "Hang on, Im gonna put you to bed then I will get you a trashcan." Too late. She threw up all over me. Then started crying uncontrollably. Well shit. I take her in the bathroom, and wipe her off, and get myself a fresh shirt and let her finish puking. She passes back out so i layed her down in my bed and was getting ready to go back downstairs when the girl that was coming to get me comes prancing upstairs, shes me taking this girls shoes off, and throws a damn 3 wick 5 pound candle at me and runs outside, gets in her car and drives away. DAMN!!!!!!!. Pissed off, and still smelling like puke, I go back downstairs, try to call the girl, but she turned her cellphone off and wouldnt answer her phone. Needless to say, I slept on the couch that night, and that girl threw up in my bed while she was asleep. Come to find out the next morning, that she thought she was at her boyfriends house "rob" and had walked htere from downtown. THat girl had walked three damn miles, and was sitll about 5 blocks from her boyfriends house. Amazing that she walked that far, that drunk. Her chapter sent us a thank you card............The other girl never would give me the time of day though.
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