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Here we go again
Dear Nitwit in Media Services,
I'm starting to believe that you live to annoy me. If you bring your bubble-eyed behind in here one mo gin asking if you can pick up some paperwork for your girlfriend..i will CUT you! seriously...I'm two seconds away from socking you in your throat. I'm sorry that we, as a company, had to stoop to hiring your ol dirty looking girlfriend, but we were stuck because of the unexpected medical leave of your co-worker. But with my assistant as my witnesss, the next time you come in here and ask me the same question...it's over! Yep, remember that probationary period you're on....it will lead to termination. Try me...I'm sick of you...you don't do any work...you get paid too much..and your supervisor is scared of you. Well guess what? I'm not. I guess you've never experienced the wrath of a mad intelligent black woman..but keep it up and you will surely find out.
Now, get your dirty t-shirt wearing, cross-eyed, smelling like alcohol behind outta my face and outta my office. AND DON'T EVER COME BACKK! SERIOUSLY....
Your friendly HR Director.
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