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I have dated ThroatMan, MotorMan, and WaterMan -- ughh - just nasty!!
Red, Red Wine - we called him Red, Red Wine because he got the idea that it was a nice look to wear the khaki pants with a red shirt, and these HUGE red socks (like women's aerobics socks if you know what I mean) -- and this was back in the day when tight-rolling your jeans was in style (I was still in high school, so it was like 1990 or something). Fortunately this was AFTER we stopped dating....why did we stop dating, you may ask....he thought it would be attractive one night while we were sitting outside, to just pull his "equipment" out and wiggle it around for me -- I have never laughed so hard in my life, and when I finally did pull myself together, I told him that even Bob Barkers microphone wasn't that skinny! heeheehee
WANNABE - Anyone that we knew ranked off the deep end of the skanky scale, that for some reason frequented each and every sorority hall telling each of us how she loved us and couldn't wait to be one of us after rush. One of these girls used to live in my dorm (I didn't live on the hall) -- well I didn't know her from Adam, and one night, a friend and I were walking out to my car to go to a party. Well she comes out and says "Can I ride to XYZ with you guys?" and we were like "Sure!" -- well this was the night before rush, so I'm riding down the road, and she blurts out -- "Hey -- you guys want one?" and I'm like "One What?" and she says "Condoms - I always bring a bunch extra in case I end up with more than one guy" -- I was like "Ummm - gee, no thanks" -- so then (as my friend and I am trying not to crack up), this psycho says to us -- "So what do you guys think about all the sororities here?" and I was like -- "EXCUSE ME??" and she says "Well I'm going through rush..." -- I was like SLAMMING on the brakes and literally put her butt off on the side of the road in front of a couple of houses -- I told her that she could see all the AXO stuff in my car, and that that could get me in serious trouble through panhell. I was totally ticked off about it. Well turns out, it didn't matter...she got dropped by all the houses the first night because apparantly EVERYONE knew that she was a skank.
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