The reporter was interviewed by Matt Lauer on the Today Show this morning.

ML: John, I know you and I don't know each other but I'm assuming you looked better than you do this morning.

Bwahahahaha

What's scary is that they still haven't nailed this couple for fraud and that they're out on bail for this assault. Apparently lots of people are fearing for their lives.

Good thing the wife found the paperweight instead and not the gun...and it's a miracle the bystander didn't get clocked himself!