BIKE KILLER- There's a bunch of people who ride on campus on bikes will run over a pedestrian who is in their way. We have to jump out of the way of people on bikes because they have this whole attitude like "I'm bigger and faster so move!"
ROW HOGS- Parking is horrible here. People will wait in a row in their cars for someone to walk down to their car. They feel that since their sitting in that row it means that they have first pick to any car that pulls out first. Even if I have been following someone to their parking space for miles the Row Hog still thinks that the parking space I have been after should be theirs. They are very mean and are known to key cars.
BLACK PANTS- The Freshman girls who wear black pants and a shiny halter top to class.
SHACKER- Take a drive down Greek Park at 10am. You will see girls in black pants, shiny tops, and their hair messed up running from the fraternity houses to their own houses. They try hard not to let anyone see them. These are the girls who spent the night with a boy at the fraternity house and do not want to be caught in the morning.
RELIGIOUS GUY- Around Homecoming every year, there's this one guy who stands out in front of the library and preaches Christianity. Tells the Greeks that they're going to hell. The funny part is that his audience is mostly greek....we like to debate with him and watch him try to pull things out of his a$$.
MOOSE- There's this girl that hangs around the Kappa Sig house who...well...isn't exactly the best looking girl. The brothers call her Moose. One of the brothers named his dog (and the Kappa Sig house dog) Moose...named after her.