here are some we use at the clinic I work at (it is a vet. clinic keep in mind)
the completely wacked out client: the client that is asking where she can have her dogged stuffed just after I euth. the dog-EWWWWWWW
along the same lines and this can be interchanged with the wacked out client, the crazy ass client: the client that has kept their pet in the freezer for several years and happens to bring this up in the midst of a conversation about their other pet (I am sorry but the thought of keeping my deceased cat rt. next to my frozen waffles is just sick!)
the completely in denial client: they have an 18 year old German Shep. that weighs 5#, has had cancer for 2 years and is gasping for breath and she is asking me-can't you fix him, why can't you save him, he isn't that sick
The completely in denial client with a combination of being a crazy ass client (we have 2 couples that fit this description-how do these people meet each other and get married
): they have 20 cats in their house, 1/2 are in the hospital and are dying, they are all skin and bones literally weigh 2# (I am not kidding) and need to see Jesus. I am trying to convince these people that a busride to Jesus is the answer b/c their cats are suffering and they can't understand why I want to euth. their cats b/c of a little diarrhea, anyways they spend a total of 10,000$ on them and they die anyways. These people are f**king nuts.
I hate them and I begged my boss to ban them from th clinic-he won't.
The "don't you care about animals?" client: these people have no money and their dog or cat has been sick for a week, they decide to bring the poor creature in at 3 AM and start yelling at me b/c I recommend euth. as the poor animal is sooo sick by now that even Donald Trump's millions can't fix him or her
one more then I'll quit
The dumba$$, ignorant, does not need to breed client: "Well doc (or if it is a 60 year old man insert Honey or Sweety into that phrase) I dun bred her to a rockweiller 2 months ago, cuz I want to sell her puppies for 500$ each even though she is a chiwawa and she ain't able to give birth"-hmmm I wonder why