Some girl from home actually asked me if we had to 'get naked' during our rituals. I wanted so badly to say 'Yes...nothing unifies a group of sisters like seeing each other in the nude!' but she seemed so obtuse I was afraid she'd take me seriously!
As for you, James, and any other male whose fantasies of half-naked sorority girls frolicking about all day and night are now shattered, I sincerely apologize. You may now return to your regularly scheduled (if slightly perverted and *very* misguided) programming!
