I was in the supermarket this evening and while in the beverage aisle, I noticed a couple choosing a bottle of soda. "Why don't we try this new Pepsi dear?" the man said to his wife as he reached for a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi Twist.
As if I were the "dear" he was referring to I replied, "Oh no you don't wanna taste that nasty stuff"

The lady goes "OK, maybe we should get something else"
Maybe y'all should!