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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum
If I had a restaurant, no children under 12 would ever be premitted.
The only reason they're allowed into chain restaurants is b/c chain restaurants are usually desperate. And most people who eat at chains restuarants suck donkey balls at the migrant worker camp.
The next time you're at a chain restaurant, you should kill whoever is at the table beside yours. You might get arrested, but you'd be doing society a favor. And not inside the restuarant, no one wants messy tablecloths.
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Definitely a candidate for Future Father of the Year.