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Hokay so never mind, I'm breaking up with Sprint. They sent me the $150 LOYALTY rebate (which should be called a $150 you're-screwed rebate) but as an existing customer I am not eligible for the $100 mail-in rebate. SO to reward my loyalty, they'd make me pay $120 for a phone that some no-loyalty-having-pussy-ass new customer would get for $80. I WILL RISE UP AND FIGHT THE INJUSTICE THAT IS HOLDING US DOWN, MY FRIENDS. I'm not havin' that shit. I'm going to spend some time this evening with the likes of Cingular and Verizon to see if they can entice me with their sexy phones and discounts Sprint cares not to share with me. JUST YOU WAIT, SPRINT. One day, you'll see me talking on my sexy pink Razr or whatever phone I end up getting that's totally cooler than what you offer and YOU'LL BE SORRY.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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