We are building a pool and the pool guy's daughter just pledged at the University of Arkansas. I wouldn't even mention it, except that he was so funny about it. He told me last week that she was, "trying to get into a frat house or something." I asked if he knew which one and he asked if there was one called Zeta (he pronounced it "Zehda".)

I told him it is
Zayta Taw Alfah. Well he called me this morning about the pool and said he didn't know what happened with
Zehda but she ended up joining one called Chi Omega - had I ever heard of it? When I told him she had just joined Chi O's oldest chapter and that they are the largest women's fraternity, he was like, "that's good then?"
ETA: I suggested he buy her something red and yellow with an owl on it and he asked me to repeat that so he could write it down.