My dad surprised me one day--we were driving past the Delta Sigma Phi house and they had a neon sign of their letters in the front window. At the time, I was in a local called Delta Kappa Phi--and he said to me that every time he drove past the Delta Sig house he thought about STEALING the neon sign, if only he could figure out how to change the Sigma into a Kappa!
I didn't know know whether to be disturbed or touched!
I didn't even know that he knew the name of my sorority, because we had never talked about it. In hindsight, what girl doesn't love it when her dad offers to steal something for her??
(Kidding, of course).