I hate to do this to everyone at lunch time, but I had to share:
Nice bra. And that Frappuccino not only has way too much caffeine for a pregnant woman, but enough saturated fat for a week.
MSN's commentary:
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Mother, Jugs and Feed: We know what you're thinking. You think we're gonna eviscerate Britney Spears for venturing out of her Malibu mansion sporting togs so tragic they positively scream, "I'm procreatin' with Kevin Federline, y'all!" But we know that's what Brit-Brit wants us to do. Come on, did she really think we'd fall for the old, "If I squeeze into Sean Preston's Garanimal short-pants and a stained, strained shirt I bought long before I started birthing babies, they'll tear me apart and I'll get the public sympathy that I totally should have had when I turned on the waterworks for Matt Lauer" ploy? Yeah, right. We're well aware no good can come from picking on the Starbucks-craving pop starlet while she's so heavy with the spawn of K. Fed. Instead, we'll foil Britney's masterful PR play by accentuating the positive, pointing out that her brunette 'do seems less disheveled than usual, her ubiquitous white wedge sandals are almost dirt-free, and her Frappuccino looks really yummy.
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