[Regina Filangie]

I was at a party at one house that (rightfully) had the repuation of being...er... a little stuck up. I was trying to be on my best behavior and come off as cute and fun but still prim and propper. I was talking to a girl that had the personality of a fruitbat so I was desperatly searching for conversation when another girl came out and handed me a cup of lemonade and a cookie. I didn't want to eat the cookie (because then I might accidently talk with food in my mouth and that would be inappropriate) so I was just holding it. Well I guess I was just focusing too much on making small talk and not holding the cookie because it just slipped out of my hand and fell. They must have made the cookies in June and froze them over the summer because it was like a brick. It hit the floor and shattered into millions of pieces launching cookie shrapnel across the room. All the actives that saw it, including the one who I had been talking to, gave me this look like I was a bucket of manure that happened to find my way into their house. Most of the PNMs just laughed but I knew at that minute that I would be cut and honestly I didn't care at all!