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LOLOLOL! ROFMAO!!!!

1) I had one guy at a club approach me and say: "Hi, I'm George...I play football." I was like "AND!!!????" and walked away.

2) I have heard this one more than 1000 times: "You have pretty eyes and hair. Can I get your number?"

3) Football players at my school LOVE to ask you for your number and do not even bother asking YOUR NAME.

4) Here is one I've heard around:
Man: "Excuse me. Can you help me with a math problem?"
Female: "Huh? What do you mean?" OR "Sure."
Man:"Let's add you and me together, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

5) And another I saw online:
Man to woman: "Lay down...I think I love you."
LOL!

Sometimes, when I do NOT want to be bothered, I MESS WITH THEM BACK:

Man: "Hey...you wanna be my friend?"
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Because maybe we can chill together."
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Maybe we can go to your place and kick it."
Me: "Why?"
Man:"Why you keep askin why? I mean, isn't it obvious I am trying to hook up with you?"
Me: "Why?"
Man: "Are you one of those girls who like to put salt on a brotha's game?"
Me: "Yes."
Man: "Well, nice talking to ya" and FINALLY he LEAVES!
LOLOLOLOLOL!