[valkyrie]

Of the cities I've visited, I HATE ST. LOUIS. HATE IT. HATE. I don't normally hate place, but I hate St. Louis. It was awful, creepy, and depressing, and there was NOTHING good there -- kind of like a larger version of the Quad Cities, with the same sad river-town vibe. Yuck.

I didn't hate Detroit, really -- didn't love it but didn't hate it. I'd rather have an old city with problems than something that's all new and lacks character -- like what I imagine Phoenix and Houston are like.

I've never been to New York or LA, but I HATE THEM. HATE. I hate New York. I hate the Jankees. I hate everybody who is from New York who talks about how great it is (if your city is great, you DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS ALL THE TIME). I hate ARTISTS in New York. I hate people who move to New York to become ARTISTS because if your LAME ASS really was an ARTIST you could be an ARTIST anywhere and wouldn't have to move to some stupid city where you hang out with a bunch of people who have bad hair and think they're really EDGY. I hate anybody who refers to Sex and the City.

I don't think I'd care for Boston, either. It seems nice and all, but WAY TOO CROWDED and really comes off like a big huge Lincoln Park, which does not appeal to me at all -- all preppy white people ALL THE TIME.

Cities I like: Chicago, Denver, Seattle, DC.
Cities I think I'd like: Portland, Santa Fe, Providence, anything in Vermont maybe