Here is a nucca story I got from another discussion board that is worthy of mention:
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Girl this man is the most country niggER I have EVER come across...you can't take him ANYWHERE. First he thinks that $2 is the standard tip and gets huffy when he has to pay that...he'll run the waitperson from here to Biloxi and then not leave a tip. He had the NERVE to complain one time at O'Charleys...this is how the exchange went:
Him: Is this chicken sammich big?
Waiter: Well yessir it's a nice size
Him: Let me get onea them then...with fries
Waiter: ok sir
*meanwhile the food comes and we all eat...HE eats EVERYTHING on his plate including the decorative stuff and then calls the waiter back to the table with a resounding "Hey you!"*
Waiter: Yes sir, mayI get you anything else?
Him: Shit yeah you can, you told me this sammich was big and I'm not full. *he proceeds to just sit there staring at the man like he is about to attack him*
Waiter: Ok, what do you want me to do (which is what I'm thinking...)
Him: Let me talk to the manager
*the waiter goes to get management*
Manager: Sir is there a problem
*he proceeds to tell that stupid ass story about not being full again*
Manager: Well sir it was a 5 oz breast of chicken with fries and quite frankly you ate everything on your plate before complaining. Can I get you a basket of bread or maybe a salad
Him: I guess so...*waiter begins to walk off and then he yells across the restaurant* and make sure you don't put a lot of dressing on my damn salad either!!!
By now I'm ready to leave his ignorant ass there...but as SOON as he got the salad... he says "This aint got enough dressing on it"...I walked out.
THEN there's this time he cursed an old woman out at the movies...she wasn't all that upset and tells him "God bless you young man" his reply was..."Don't tell me that...shit the devil knows Jesus too!"
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