[ADPi Conniebama]

or I should change it to you know you are an ADPi advisor when . . .

You have to add minutes to your cell phone contract just to make up for "recruitment phone calls."

and (I don't know if anyone has said this before)

You look at the wedding/engagement section every sunday for " Ms. Soandso is a graduate of bla bla university and is a member of Alpha Delta Pi sorority." I love to see ADPi in the news paper.