Dear Hannukah Harry,
Please bring me
1) peace of mind
2) some parents to watch the children that run around my library
3) a check made out for the exact amount I owe on my Visa card
4) a sapphire pendant from Tiffany's
5) that boy that plays Oliver Wood in the Harry Potter movie
6) a new VW Cabrio, white please with a gray cloth interior
7) the pub date on the next Harry Potter book
8) a BIG gift certificate to Barnes and Noble so I can quell my book-buying for a week
9) someone to pay for my wedding
10) pants that fit
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