[GeekyPenguin]

Originally Posted by valkyrie

I wonder if he also was hoping to find a nice 19-year-old Amish girl fresh from rumspringa who spent the past year drinking and now sees the error of her ways and by the way is really, really hot but totally waiting for the right guy before she'll have actual sex who would, like, PM him and they could go on a date to the soda fountain where they might, like, hold hands, teehee!

Holding hands before marriage is sinful. You could get a nail fungus that way.