[lil_sunshine]

Dear youngest sister:

I hope you enjoyed yourself in London for the two weeks you were gone. Me, your mother and brother thoroughly enjoyed ourselves in your absence. We didn't have to hear you b!tch about anything, we didn't have to worry about your son tearing up anything, and most of all, WE ENJOYED USING YOUR COMPUTER!!!!! Most especially me. And notice how I didn't roll out the welcome mat for you? There was a reason for that: I DON'T LIKE YOUR TRIFLIN' AZZ, YOU STANK WENCH!!!!!!!!!

And I hope you thanked your mother for trying to clean up that dirty azz bedroom of yours that looks like a tornado swept through it, and that you only clean when you think it's too unbearable to walk over anything else and can't even see your floor. But knowing you, you gave her a half-azz "Thank you" and kept it moving. You knew you were leaving to go to London months in advance, why didn't you try to clean it up little by little b4 you left? I know why. B/c you're a lazy, nasty, triflin' b!@tch!!!!!! You're lucky that your son's father (who's Jamaican) is half way around the world and can't see how filthy you really are. If he knew, he'd pimp slap you into next month!