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New one in my e-mail
A guy walks in to a bar and discovers President Bush and Secretary Powell there in deep discussion.
"Hello," the guy says. "What are you guys doing?"
Bush replies, "We're planning World War III."
"Really," the guy says. "What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Taliban and one bicycle repairman."
"Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!!!" the man exclaims.
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Taliban!"
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