Check out all the tabloids (b/c we all know they are 100% accurate

). No one has seen the kid, not even their closest friends. There has been a birth certificate filed, several days later than it should have been and signed by a doctor not present at the "birth".
Wow... I just love a good tabloid story!

I guess this explains why 2 of my favorite shows to watch are Maury and Jerry Springer....