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I've been to several GHETTO weddings.
The last one was over the Thanksgiving holiday. I don't know if any of you have seen the Prophet Jones video (the new wannabe Dru Hill) but that is where the bride and groom got the idea for this video.
All of the groomsman (that's what they're called right???) had on black suits with red t-shirts and white and red shell top Adidas. The bridesmaids wore red skin tights dresses that barely covered their behinds with red strap up sandals. Please note that this wedding took place in Philadelphia in November therefore, it was aobut 40 degrees outside.
The groom had on a black suit with a white t-shirt and white shell top Adidas with a black do rag on. The bride had on a skin tight white dress that barely covered her behind. But, unlike her bridesmaids, her dress had white mesh across the middle showing off her belly, which wasn't even close to being flat. She wore white patent-leather knee boots.
This wedding was an absolute mess. The bridesmaids did the little ghetto wedding bop down the aisle. Several were popping and smacking gum. The reception was even worse. It was in the church basement and consisted of chicken wings, cheese and crackers. There were about 150 people there and food for about 20.
The only thing that could have been more ghetto was if they had thrown sunflower seeds instead of rice. And, the way that the service and reception went, I don't know why they didn't. It surely would have been fitting.
The only reason that I went was because the groom and I grew up around each other. And, my mother promised his mother that I would be in attendance.
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