[James]

PKTSUO1,

Scientists found a man that had no refractory period. He had 6 orgasms in something less than 20 minutes and only stopped because the test conditions were uncomfortable. Read that and weep.

Beef,

I feel you. I believe Santa has a new much younger Mrs. CLaus right now. Wasn't she in a sports illustrated Swim Suit Calendar?


Dear Santa,

First I would like to thank you for that flask of Crown Royal and the blonde at the Christmas Party last year. I didn't ask for her, but she was a great perk, she went well beyond the call of duty under the mistletoe . . .

This year I have some modest requests:

1. A Harem.
2. A new mansion to live in with servants.
3. a fleet of vehicles.
4. . . .

Screw it, just give me what G8Ralphaxi asked for: Money!!!!

Send me a lot and I'll share some with her And I promise I'll buy the rest of my list myself. See how much space I am saving you? Just send me a winning lottery ticket . . . for say 100 million. I'll even make sure Beef doesn't get with your woman. In fact I'll buy the rest of the GC'ers that have posted their gifts also*, I'm sooo not greedy .

[/COLOR=BLUE] * Subject to interpretation by the distributor of the funds on how to fulfill the wording of the written gift wish.[/COLOR]