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As we should have done after 9/11, we need to take serious action. The only good option I see is to nuke New Jersey. That way, we accomplish three things. First, North Korea will avoid us, like you avoid that guy in prison hitting himself in the face. Second, the Jersey budget issue will be solved. Finally, and most importantly, Trenton, Newark and the Jersey Shore will be gone. It'll be like Christmas.
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