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well once that 5th year rolls around you need to start thinking about graduating following these steps will lead to great success.
1. Take a year and search for job - while living in your college town - go to football games and parties as alumni dont go to meeting though - you dont wanna be that guy. drink alot of beer and play alot of golf inbetween all the interviews that you are having. Make use of your connections and shmooze alumni. Search for a girl that you could get a serious relationship with. and before the year is up you will have a good job at an alumni's business
2. Move to desired location and keep your girlfriend. Return to football games and tell all the undergrads how it was when you were there. develop alumni connections with those your age and 2 years above and below you. play golf, buy a boat and stocks.
3. Get Married if your not already and have kids. Drive big gas guzzling SUV's like tahoes. let your alumni friendships get you promoted. Get season tickets to the football games. Get a country club membership if you dont have one already.
4. Name the alumni golf tournament after youself by making a large donation. Make your kids play real sports like baseball and football. Go to their game and get suckered into coaching them. Win the championship and tell the old coach he sucked. Get your wife a Range rover and buy another tahoe
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