I'm in the marketing department. Part of our job is spreading the rumors.
Like sharing tales about BoogerFingers, the crass and ettiquette-challenged young man that sits down the hall. If you borrow his laptop, make sure to disinfect your entire body after the experience.
Seriously, we all call him BoogerFingers. You figure out why.
/EarWaxEater was already taken, but it also applies to him.
