I'm glad that you've had a good experience (or two!) with an ADPi, Tom! We Greeks need to stick together.
I have a soft spot for the sisters of Colby College in my heart. In my chapter, we recited another chapter for roll call, and when the lucky sister who had that chapter's name was called, all of us would chime in, "Alpha Delta, Colby College, Waterville, Maine!" I'm sure it's a "you had to be there" moment, but it did cut tension more than once.