[Im_just_me]

This might not be for you, but, try ordering what I call a "conversation starter". An Oompa Loompa martini, Grand Theft Auto, an Alf cocktail, or a Scarlett O'Hare--you know, something to make them say "What's That? Where'd you hear about that drink? What's it taste like?" At least that way you'll have some interesting conversation.