[valkyrie]

I have a dilemma.

So the SF Giants will be here July 3-5. Even if I go to all three games to heckle Barry Bonds, that is a limited amount of time. It is exceptionally terrible that I am so funny and witty that I have way more material than can fit into the time span of three baseball games, even if at least one goes into extra innings. Last time they were in town, I went to only one game, and that was just WAY too much pressure -- only room for the BEST material, even after I had to revise my heckling strategy after being yelled at by Coors Field security (who, by the way, thought I was really funny). Also, even if I wear a shirt that says BARROIDS or if I am able to convince my friend to wear a shirt that says "The Clear" while I wear a matching shirt that says "The Cream" and we rub ourselves on a lifesize model of Barry Bonds's ass, I'll still look really hot and have hundreds of guys buying me beer.