[lil_sunshine]

To Kim:

I have a few questions and comments for your hearing impaired azz:

1. Why do you insist on contacting me whenever I don't call you back?
2. Why, when you can't get me at home, do you call my JOB?
3. Why did you proceed to call me on Monday and tell me that over the weekend you did your laundry ALL BY YOURSELF?
4. Do you REALLY think I give a $h!t that you did your laundry ALL BY YOURSELF b/c I wasn't there to do it for you b/c half the dayum time you can't be fcuking bothered doing all of your laundry?
5. Do you REALLY think that I wanna talk to you after you berated and belittled me, telling me that you're fly and all the b!@tches you fcuk with on your job are fly and you don't fcuk with bum b!@tches?

I think you know the answers to questions 4 & 5, so I won't answer them for you. Also, you must know that although you consider me your "twin" and best friend, the feeling's DEFINITELY NOT mutual. Why, you ask? B/c you have a big azz mouth and you talk about everyone, including me, behind their backs. My best friend is the mother of my godchildren and the root to my tree. You, on the other hand, are merely a leaf that is only around for a season before you blow away in another direction. Now go blow the fcuk away and leave me the fcuk alone!!!!!!