In college: "You're from the Bahamas? I bet you guys go to the beach everyday huh?" Yep & no one is teaching in the schools or running the power plant or driving the buses or manning the hospitals
When you gettin married? Whenever he asks damnit...now back up off me lol
You're _________? You look like you're 18!
Are you Dr. _______ daughter? You look just like you mummy/daddy ( I work in my father's dental office) Also wow you look JUST like your mother.
Is that you hair? (My weave is pretty hot lol)
Yall don't have any appointments until September???? lol (my personal favorite)
You are so stupid! (In a funny, ha ha way)
That's all for now