12-04-2001, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: AT THE LIBRARY
Posts: 6,666
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OHMIGOD!!! These lines are funny! I'm from NYC, so most of the winning lines come from here, if nowhere else. These are lines that I read on the train while going to school. It was advertising something; I forgot, but here they go....
1. Do you have a name, or can I just call you "Mine?"
2. Your lips look kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
3. You know the human body's 95% water, and I'm feeling kinda thirsty.
4. I don't have a phone number, so can I have yours?
5. Are your feet tired? B/c you've been running through my mind all day.
6. I'm new in town and I haven't found a place yet, so can I go home with you? (WHAT?!?!?  )
Those are the winning rays of sunshine that I could think of.  I hope you guys get a kick out of them.  
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