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PV06, I love you more than life itself. Together, you and I can make a real difference! After seeing your groundbreaking movie, women and girls the world over will unite and climb to the tops of their desks, bars, or tables at fancy restaurants and like the boys before them in Dead Poets Society, declare:
OH FAKE PROBLEMS MY FAKE PROBLEMS!
Carpe diem, girls. Or, um, how do you say "Sieze the fake problems!" in Latin? I studied it in high school but was too busy flirting with football players to pay attention in class. Gosh darn it, I've had such a troubled past.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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